IT'S COOL TO PUNK A NAZI!!

Welcome to our new marketing campaign, ladies and gentlemen, called:  It's Cool to Punk a Nazi!  

In this new campaign, Z-Sides Press shall pummel the average American citizen's eyeballs like the bunch of true communications professionals we are, except this time not in the name of some vain, half-literate, sorry excuse for a slogan intended to wrench hard-earned dollars from the pockets of everyday Americans by selling them the illusion of convenience through technology.  No!  

This time we'll put our marketing acumen to work on a cause that ACTUALLY MATTERS, instead of puffing ourselves up on talk of how we're helping the world by creating a new notification icon with which to interrupt the forward progress of society's true contributors.  

The strength of this marketing campaign resides in its simplicity.  Given that we’re all complicit in using language to nudge our intended audiences towards the actions we want them to take on behalf of our corporate imperatives, we should have no problem at all persuading free-thinking American citizens that IT’S COOL TO PUNK A NAZI!!

That’s right, we're just going to tell people it's cool to punk a nazi over and over again until it really sticks in the brains of the impressionable kids, youknowwhatImean?  It should be easier than ever this time, since we’ve had almost 100 years at this point of their foul nazi-stench permeating our education system, our board rooms, and our government, with which to gird our aggregate loins for battle.  

Hey, if we’re smart enough to convince people that Subaru is Love, then we can damn sure teach them it’s cool to punk a nazi!!  (And boy oh boy have we dredged up one of the OSR toe-tappin’ classics with which to soundtrack our top-notch wordsmithery!)

Combine this fun, family-friendly activity with other forms of wordplay like the 'in bed' game.  You know the 'in bed' game - it's a favorite of MBA's everywhere.  That's where you tack the phrase 'in bed' to the end of an original statement someone else has made, and consider yourself clever for it.  Let's try a few variations to demonstrate how, by combining these two simple (or is that too simple?) rhetorical devices, you can put together what we call in the business, a proposal with real legs:

It's cool to punk a nazi.

It's cool to punk a nazi!

IT'S COOL TO PUNK A NAZI!!

It's cool to punk a nazi (in bed).  

It's cool to punk a nazi (at work).  

It's cool to punk a nazi (in the street).  

It's cool to punk a nazi (on the train).  

It's cool to punk a nazi (in the park).  

It's cool to punk a nazi (at school).  

It's cool to punk a nazi (in your own home).

It's cool to punk a nazi.

It's cool to punk a nazi!

IT'S COOL TO PUNK A NAZI!!

IT'S COOL TO PUNK A NAZI!!

IT'S COOL TO PUNK A NAZI!!

IT'S COOL TO PUNK A NAZI!!

Okay, now you try it.