New Year’s Resolution

2026

In 2026, I resolve to impeach every Christocracist in govt and I think it will be easy to do.  After all, the First Amendment will protect us from the further encroachment of religious zealotry, but only if we swing it at their heads like a baseball bat. 

Here's how I propose to do that:

1) Challenge their claim to a common God
2) Stop treating their sacred texts as different from any other text
3) Stop treating the 'work' that gets done by pastors and clergy as 'real' work
4) Recite the First Amendment of the Constitution to their ever-loving faces
6) Browbeat the Bigots

All of these solutions require definite, concrete, real action; speech actions. 

If you have told yourself there's a virtue to remaining silent, unnoticed, neutral, or any other version of insignificance that you may wish for the sake of your own well being, I'm not gonna lie - your comfort zone needs to get upended fast.  Don't pretend that you're making your own life any better, or the lives of your children any better, or the lives of anyone anywhere in this country better by keeping your lips zipped now.  The Christocracists are coming to town and they're not going to stop until you have been straitjacketed into compliance with their cartoonish dogma. 

Learn to exercise your freedom of speech like your life depends upon it because, in the addled mind of a Christocracist zealot, all witch doctors look alike.

5) Teach them Hamlet, the play by William Shakespeare, FTW