WHAT TRUE CHRISTIAN EVER VOTED FOR TRUMP?
No boy anywhere in the world starts life as a God-hating asshole. He must come around to it. That may happen through indoctrination, or it may happen by less concerted means, but eventually a boy will have his love of God whipped out of him by the adults in his presence who claim to know God better. And as those religious bigots whip the boy's faith from him, so too they whip from him his last love of the world. All in line with their purpose, that conclusion, because if ever a bunch of world-haters got together and gave themselves a name, I think it must be the name 'Christian'.
Was not Satan a believer in God from the start? Does not Satan believe in the saving grace of Jesus? Assuming he does, doesn't that make Satan a Christian…? I have pointed out previously that a Christian is only a Christian because they say they are. It's a self-determining label and there can be no contravention of it. What I mean by that is, a person can say they are a Christian, and I can say they don't act like a Christian, but they will appeal to a definition of Christianity that is purely internal and altogether subjective. After all, they will object, I cannot know what is in their heart.
Yes, well. Let's transfer the logic to a different set of labels. A nazi is as a nazi does. Also a Christian is as a Christian does. So does that mean a nazi and a Christian do the same things? I may not know what was in Hitler's heart, but he was damn sure a nazi. I guess Christianity is sort of like pornography - you know it when you see it!!
Assuming I love the sinner but hate the sin, that leaves me in the position of separating the wheat from the chaff, regardless of how they describe themselves. So either a Christian is a Christian simply because they say they are, or else the ones calling themselves Christians are NOT Christians by virtue of my discernment. Anyone calling themselves a Christian who does not admit the right of self-Christianization in others, must necessarily be a hypocrite and so we should euthanize their claim.
Satan's grasp on reality seemed ever tenuous. Adrift in the bland vacuity of heaven, he sought to know the Earth so bad, he just had to befoul it with his presence. The loathing he faced from his too-mad Creator tore at his once angelic soul and the bitterness of his plight nigh consumed him. If the world results from God's word made concrete, then to reject abstract thought means to turn one's back on the very concept of heaven. Never realizing the dangerous rhetorical trap into which he had written himself, he screamed like a meteor down, plummeting catastrophically into our fragile egg.
Once a man hates his God, what use could he have for that false God's world?
So let's think this through - assuming Satan's a Christian, doesn't that mean Satan's already been saved? Once God saves Satan, doesn't that make Satan a favored son of God? Once Satan becomes a favored son of God, why not let him have the world? Once God lets Satan have the world, how can we call God good anymore? Assuming he's already been saved and so elevated by God, why do Christians call Satan 'fallen'?
They reconcile this cognitive dissonance in their faith by elevating a fallen man - the most ruinous of deceivers - as if tempting their capricious God to save us all from the inhuman wrath of a fool. Combined with widespread ADHD among the believers of this world, we are left with the guidance of feckless prophets. I have told you before and now I tell you again - there's no such thing as a Christian who voted for Trump. PROVE ME WRONG!!
Unless, that is, Christians meant to hand Satan the world because it already seemed to be his.
You hear that bleating sound, docile-minded, so-called Christians? Be ye wise as the serpent, gentle as the dove, this little lamb wants to lend you some courage!!
- Legion of Dead Poets Society